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Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauce Store. Your Quest for True Gourmet Hot Sauces Ends Right Here with Tahiti Joe's! |
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Tahiti Joe's Polynesian Hot Sauce - This is the beginning saga of Tahiti's Hot Sauces and his quest for the ultimate gourmet hot sauce. Tahiti's Hot Sauces went exploring the South Seas for the spices, but was easily side tracked (don't tell his vahine). Then after a few months, Tahiti's Hot Sauces blended a beautiful array of spices with clam juice, honey etc.... It has sweet tropical flavor, and with the heat of the peppers, it reminded him of the Islands. Tahiti's Hot Sauces had to hea (name) the new sauce A hot sauce that will remind even you of the South Seas. Try it as a chicken wing sauce, BBQ, marinate or it even makes a delicious "Polynesian Mary!"
Mahalo Nui Loa 5 FL OZ BOTTLE | | Tahiti Joe's TahitiAki Hot Sauce
Tahiti Joe's TahitiAki Hot Sauce - While Tahiti's Hot Sauces was hanging ten in Japan (actually, he was just surfing the net), he realized that he could take Japan's famous Teriyaki sauce and make it Tahiti's Hot Sauces style for all the chili-heads to crave and sweat for!
That's how Tahiti's Hot Sauces invented "Tahitiaki!" Now, you can enjoy Tahitiaki the same way as Teriyaki, but with a unique flavor and heat that will tantalize your taste buds. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE | | |  | |  | Tahiti Joe's Tropi-Garlic Hot Sauce
Tahiti Joe's Tropi-Garlic Hot Sauce - After inventing his delicious Polynesian Hot Sauce, Tahiti's Hot Sauces wanted to make another gourmet hot sauce that his vahine would enjoy. After a wild, passionate weekend in the islands with his vahine (who else?), he thought, "YOW!" She's not only hot-blooded, she's also half-Italian. With that in mind, Tahiti's Hot Sauces created tropical-style Garlic Hot Sauce his vahine would crave. Now, Tahiti's Tropi-Garlic Hot Sauce has become the #1 garlic hot sauce on the market. P.S. Tahiti's Hot Sauces and his kauhines (sisters) dedicate Tropi-Garlic to our Makua Kane (Father) because he's our Big Kahuna and it's his favorite. Mahala Nui Loa! 5 FL OZ BOTTLE | | Tahiti Joe's Volcano Ahi Hot Sauce
Tahiti Joe's Volcano Ahi Hot Sauce - Do you want to know why Tahiti's Hot Sauces took his original Polynesian Sauce, to make it hotter and still be able to keep the tropical flavor? Because all you chili heads loved the flavor of the Polynesian, but your endorphins craved more wela (HEAT). So Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you Volcano Ahi (fire). A sauce that will put your ass on fire and leaves you waha (mouth) watering for more satisfying punishment. And the next time you're grilling some Ahi (Tuna), be sure to splash on Volcano Ahi X Hot, a winning combination!
P.S. Consult a Proctologist before using.
P.S.S. Please don't use a butt plug to achieve the volcano affect. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE | | |  | |  | Tahiti Joe's Ahi Of Kahuna XX Hot Sauce
Tahiti Joe's Ahi Of Kahuna XX Hot Sauce - One day, while Tahiti's Hot Sauces was cooling under a coconut palm, he heard voices in his head: his tastebuds were talking to him. They wanted him to make a sauce so "HOT" and flavorful, it would please any chilihead's addiction for heat, and the tastebuds wanted it with cheese! So Tahiti's Hot Sauces asked the great Polynesian Fire God for help, and at the urging of Tahiti's sister Kimbalyawanalaya, Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you "Ahi of Kahuna XX Hot Sauce with cheese"
(her favorite sauce). 5 FL OZ BOTTLE | | Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce
Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce - When Tahiti's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr, said " Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition". With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the "Killer Habanero Patch". In taking no chances of the Killer Habs and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the "jewels" you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habs put on a great fight, but no match for the "Kahuna of Hot Sauces". He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get "orange crushed" by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good!
P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END!
P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE | | |  | |  | Camel Toe Hot Sauce
Camel Toe Hot Sauce - Chipotle Mango. Vinegar, Aged Red Peppers, Mangoes, Apple Juice, Sugar, Worcestershire, Ocean Clam Juice, Honey, Diced Tomatoes, Tomato Juice, Habanero, Jalapeno and Chipotle Peppers, Sea Salt, Onions, Parmesan Cheese, Garlic, Carrots, Cilantro, Spices 5 oz. | | Mangonesian Hot Sauce
Mangonesian Hot Sauce - A beautiful array of exotic flavors that has never been done before, from mango, habanero, clam juice, apple juice and chipotle peppers. Wake Up. Smell and taste the difference. Ingredients: Vinegar, Aged Red Peppers, Mangos, Worcestershire, Tomato Juice, Ocean Clam Juice, Sugar, Honey, Diced Tomatoes, Sea Salt, Apple Juice, Chipotle, Habanero, Jalapeno Peppers, Onions, Parmesan Cheese, Garlic in Water, Carrots, Cilantro, Spices, and Tic Gum. 5oz. | | |  | |  | Maui Pepper Mango Meltdown
Maui Pepper Mango Meltdown - Sweet and Fiery Tropical Sauce Which Combines Fresh Sweet Mangoes With X-tra Hot Habanero Peppers. Splash Some on Your Favorite Foods To Spice Up Every Bite! Vinegar, Mango, Sugar, Apple Juice, Honey, Habanero, Sea, Salt, Natural Spices. 5 oz. | | Maui Pepper Mango X-treme Heat
Maui Pepper Mango X-treme Heat - Mango Meltdown™ X-treme Heat is a sweet and fiery tropical sauce which combines fresh sweet mango with x-tra hot habanero peppers. Splash some on your favorite foods to spice up every bite! 12 OZ JAR | | |  | |  | Maui Pepper Apples Ass
Maui Pepper Apples Ass - Apple Sass™ is a rich and fruity tropical sauce with the alternating sweetness and fire of apple butter, mango, rum and habanero peppers. This sauce adds zip and can dress up any dish with just a few shakes. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE | | Maui Pepper Salsa Medium
Maui Pepper Salsa Medium - Pineapple Mango Salsa. All Natural, No Preservatives. Tomatoes, Mangoes, Pineapple, Onions, Celery, Jalapeno Peppers, Balsamic Vinegar, Carrots, Sweet Peppers, Mustard Seed, Sea Salt, Cumin, Black Pepper, Habanero Peppers, Natural Herbs & Spices. 12 oz. | | |  | |  | Maui Pepper Salsa Hot
Maui Pepper Salsa Hot - Pineapple Mango Salsa. All Natural, No Preservatives. Tomatoes, Mangoes, Pineapple, Onions, Celery, Jalapeno Peppers, Balsamic Vinegar, Carrots, Sweet Peppers, Mustard Seed, Sea Salt, Cumin, Black Pepper, Habanero Peppers, Natural Herbs & Spices. 12 oz. | | ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce, 5oz.
ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce - Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Fresh Garlic In Water, Crushed Tomatoes, Key Lime Juice, Clam Juice, Honey, Worcestershire, Carrots, Fresh Onions, Ginger, Cilantro, Spices, Tic Gum. 5oz. | | |  | |  | Biker Bitch Hot & Wild Hot Sauce
Biker Bitch Hot & Wild Hot Sauce - Aged Red Pepper, Vinegar, Worcestershire, Habanero and Jalapeno Peppers, Tomato Juice, Diced Tomatoes, Honey, Clam Juice, Onions, Parmesan Cheese, Garlic, Carrots, Cilantro, Spices. 5 oz. | | Buttplug Relief Extra Hot Hot Sauce, 5oz.
Buttplug Relief Extra Hot Hot Sauce - Aged Red Peppers, Vinegar, Worcestershire, Habanero Peppers, Concentrated Vegetable Juice: (Water, Tomato, Lemon Juice, Lemon Oil, Salt, Ascorbic Acid, Malic Acid, Dehydrated Parsley, Carrots, Bell Peppers And Beets), Salsa, Honey, Clam Juice, Fresh Onions, Parmesan Cheese, Fresh Garlic In Water, Carrots, Spices And Corn Starch 5oz. | | |  | |  | Rectum Ripper XXX1/2 Hot Sauce, 5oz.
Rectum Ripper XXX1/2 Hot Sauce - Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Crushed Tomatoes, Key Lime Juice, Clam Juice, Worcestershire, Honey, Carrots, Mustard, Ginger, Garlic In Water, Onions, Spices, Tic Gum 5oz. | | Wet Fart Hot Sauce
Wet Fart Hot Sauce.Check out the ingredients in this sauce! Aged Red peppers, Red Wine Vinegar, Parmesan Cheese, Romano Cheese, Fresh Carrots, Habanero Peppers, Key Lime Juice, Worchester, Concentrated Vegetable Juice, Honey, Clam Juice, Fresh Onions, Fresh Garlic in Water, Spices, Corn Starch. 5 oz. | | |  | |  | Alaskan Gassline Hot Sauce, 5oz.
Alaskan Gassline Hot Sauce - Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Crushed Tomatoes, Key Lime Juice, Clam Juice, Worcestershire, Honey,Carrots,Fresh Garlic In Water, Fresh Onions, Ginger, Cilantro, Spices, Tic Gum 5oz. | | Fuel The Mule Hot Sauce, 5oz.
Fuel The Mule Hot Sauce - Aged Red Peppers, Vineagr, Worcestershire, Habanero Peppers, Concentrated Vegetable Juice(Water, Tomato, Lemon Juice, Lemon Oil, Salt,Ascorbic Acid, Malic Acid, Dehydrated Parsley, Carrots, Bell Pepper And Beets 5oz. | |
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