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Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce

Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce - When Tahiti's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr, said " Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition". With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the "Killer Habanero Patch". In taking no chances of the Killer Habs and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the "jewels" you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habs put on a great fight, but no match for the "Kahuna of Hot Sauces". He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get "orange crushed" by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good! P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END! P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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