Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa (16 FL.OZ. / 454 g): Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa 16oz: A burning painus within the anus. Weez Gessin it alls strartud when grama wuz in tha outhouse, yellin, cussin, and bangin' round sumthun feerce. Shur nuff, earlier she'd gottin inta a new batch uf salsa weez jus brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums frum, cuz her ole sphincter wuz on fire, und she shur was screamin. Ingredients: Tomatoes, Water, Jalapeno Peppers, Onions, Green Chili Peppers, Distilled Vinegar, Modified Food Starch, Salt, Habanero Peppers, Garlic, Spices, and Cilantro. Brand: Screaming Sphincter Sauces